Watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Jason Segel looks a lot like him, it’s like everywhere I go and everything I do reminds me of him… ;_;
It really bothers me when people judge my gay/bisexual friends on their sexual preference. I just want to knock their fucking teeth in.
I don’t want to go out or go to work, I just want to curl up in a blanket in my bed and be sad/resentful/self-loathing until these feelings go away or I’m too numb to feel them anymore
I think I’m just meant to be alone for the rest of my life
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”
Source: masssy
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat???
how often do they have to be walked???
(via reflectionsoftheenemy)
extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses.
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Source: spargel
I wonder if the people that make you feel like shit ever feel bad about it. Yet you see them running around and they make it seem like life is just so fucking fantastic for them that you feel even worse about yourself.
Just a thought
if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.
or did they just not want to ask or
(via sodium-amytal)
Source: everybody-and--television

