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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

(via suffocatingpenis)

Reblogged from pdl2h

Reblogged from pyramidslayer
apricots-from-nara:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CRYSLER

apricots-from-nara:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CRYSLER

(via suffocatingpenis)

Reblogged from iaintnopapaya

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

(via waiterwaiterpercolator)

Reblogged from comedium

curlykytta:

comedium:

news flash: bbc finally does something right

Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!

(via table-salt)

Reblogged from qdu

gottfriedvonleibniz:

winged-rising-demon:

queenofthemindpalace:

doasdreamrsdo:

ohgodlipstick:

“winged” eyeliner I did a while back

holy

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

I guess you can say you… winged it.

*GROANS LOUDLY IN ORDER TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THE PUN WAS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH APPRECIATED*

(Source: qdu)

Reblogged from beppski
thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

(Source: beppski, via waiterwaiterpercolator)

Reblogged from iguanamouth
Reblogged from battlepope
slimydad:

nosdrinker:

gorillamunchies:

battlepope:

Incredible

:(

I will never again laugh as hard as I’m laughing right now


i have never before in my life contemplated stealing someone elses’ original tattoo design but,

slimydad:

nosdrinker:

gorillamunchies:

battlepope:

Incredible

:(

I will never again laugh as hard as I’m laughing right now

i have never before in my life contemplated stealing someone elses’ original tattoo design but,

Reblogged from expressions-of-nature